| me: | i'm going to sit in the front row |
| brandon: | okay? |
| me: | and when you come on stage, i'm going to scream |
| brandon: | ummm? |
| me: | and then i'm going to fan myself |
| brandon: | ... |
| me: | and almost faint |
| brandon: | wha- |
| me: | no, people will think i'm going to faint, but i won't |
| brandon: | what are you saying?! |
| me: | and then i'll throw my bra on stage, and it'll catch just on the end of brian's guitar |
| brandon: | oh my god |
| me: | you'll be so excited, you'll do perfectly, and win |
| brandon: | yeah, totally |
| me: | you know it's true |
